August 2007 Archives

Gen Con

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Back from Gen Con (for a week now, actually). Had a great time. Spent too much money. But (between Jamie and me) came back with:

Changeling: the Lost and its Storyteller's screen
Fae Noir
A bunch of Dragonlance books - War of the Lance, Holy Orders of the Stars, Knightly Orders of Ansalon
The corebook for the Angel RPG
Monster Smackdown and the Slayer's Handbook for the Buffy RPG
The entire Blue Rose line from Green Ronin
A bunch of GURPS books: Vehicles, Reign of Steel, Shapeshifters, Egypt, Mecha, and the new Martial Arts
The Strahd von Zarovich mini from the D&D minis game
His and Her Circumstances (an anime series)
Two sets of these cool mini dice from Crystal Caste
A dice bag Jamie won from Ultra-Pro and a deck tin I won
Damnation City for Vampire: the Requiem
Sanctum and Sigil for Mage: the Awakening
Cloaked in Shadow: Dark Tales of Elves (a short story collection) from Fantasist Enterprises
Lots of Gen Con and Origins d6s
A d4 from the Rogue Judges (for playing Settlers of Catan)
A dice set from WotC for playing the (craptastic) Dungeon Delve
An ass-buttload of first edition Star Trek cards (mostly Premiere, but also a box of Q-Continuum)

Hairspray

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Jamie and I saw Hairspray the other night, and I've been listening to the soundtrack all day. I love musicals, and Hairspray won the Tony, so it was bound to be good. Let's break it down.

Of course, the only place to start with this show is with protagonist Tracy Turnblad, played with infectious optimism by newcomer Nikki Blonsky. In the opening "Good Morning, Baltimore," dreamy-eyed "I Can Hear the Bells," and outcast-anthem "Welcome the 60s," Blonsky radiates undeniable charisma. There's a certain low-key but consistent "big is beautiful" meme in Hollywood, and Blonsky certainly has the chops to really profit from it.

Most of the press I've seen on this film has focused on John Travolta's fat-suit turn as shut-in laundress Edna Turnblad. It is true that Travolta is spectacular, and no wonder, with Grease on his resume. But it's Christopher Walkin as oblivious husband Wilbur that is one of the unsung heroes of this film. Duet "(You're) Timeless to Me" has Walkin and Travolta Fred-and-Gingering their way through an authentic love story.

Amanda Bynes and Zak Efron rode separate waves of manufactured teen stardom to make their way into Hairspray, Bynes being hailed for years as a micro-Lucille Ball on Nickelodeon and the WB and Efron rising from Disney's phenomenon High School Musical. Bynes as blond, lollipop-sucking sidekick Penny Pingleton is adorable in pig tails and plaid, innocently falling for the acrobatic and visceral Seaweed (Elijah Kelley), leader of a perpetually detained group of black students. Efron, meanwhile, fills the obligatory "small-minded cool guy who turns it all around" role very well, shaking his hips and slicking his hair like the bizarre Elvis-James Dean love child he's supposed to be.

The good guys round out with Queen Latifah as Motormouth Maybelle, matron of Seaweed's band and host of monthly "negro day" on the local dance showcase. Her counterpart is Corny Collins, played by James Marsden. Dammit, I'll say it: somebody get this guy a major starring role. Marsden has been stuck in clunkers like X-Men's Cyclops and Lois Lane's husband (what was his name?) for years now. His turn in this film shows he's got what it takes, with old-school good looks and a smile that could charm the pants off of every coed in the country.

Of course, you need bad guys, or in this case, bad gals. Mouther-daughter team of Velma and Amber von Tussle step up, portrayed as wonderfully catty by Michell Pfeiffer and Brittany Snow. Neither will stand for chubby Tracy shaking her way onto their show and bringing all her black friends with her. These two do everything possible to ruin things, even going so far as to attempt a seduction of Wilbur, which fails miserably.

Also in the realm of bad guys is Allison Janney's hilarious prude Prudy Pingleton. I simply could not stop laughing whenever Janney was on screen. You don't get much farther from The West Wing's C.J. Cregg than a strict Catholic mother tying her daughter to her bed with a jump rope, dousing her in holy water, and hissing "Devil child! Devil child!"

As a musical and as a movie, Hairspray is a hit. A wonderful adaptation of a wonderful adaptation, this film has everything it needs and does everything it needs to do with it. Go right now.

D&D -- and I get to play for once

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Mike from WorD started up his Kingdoms of Kalamar campaign last night, and much fun was had by all. I'm playing Seamus Coffeepot, a lightfoot halfling barbarian and widower. Jamie rolled up Alphnia Teekla (sorry, honey, if I misspelled it), a gold halfling cleric and Seamus's sister-in-law. Pete (also from WorD) is playing a drow wizard named Suhl, and Steve (just met him) is playing Drake, a human ranger.

The four of us met up on a caravan heading to a holy site. We were promptly set upon by kobold slavers. (Hey, look! We're 1st level!) After dispatching the kobolds, we questioned two that had mysteriously fallen asleep at the beginning of the combat. (Kalamar is low magic, and Suhl has cunningly concealed his spellcasting from us by casting spells when nobody else is paying attention to him.) We eventually got information from them -- their clan was hired by humans to capture slaves for delivery.

Baylin, a cleric of the Guardian with the caravan, informed us that 18 people had been carried off during the raid and demanded that we go after them. It took some convincing to get me to go (I was taking my dead wife's ashes to the holy site for burial), but in the morning, we set out. We came across a few kobold patrols, and Suhl dropped a fleeing kobold at nearly max range with a natural 20. Eventually, we reached the slaver camp on the beach, and we adjorned the session plotting our ambush.

Overall, a lot of fun, and I look forward to the next session. It's going to be a bi-weekly game, so next session is after Gen Con.

Ravenloft Update

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We finally got some D&Ding in last night, returning to Expedition to Castle Ravenloft for the the first time in a couple weeks. Pretty simple session, as the first encounter took almost the whole night.

The party was camping in the cave under the Ecaterine Husk. Justin was on watch when a beautiful redhead appeared and glared at him. The ghost bard recognized her as a vampire and screamed to wake everyone up before charging up to attack.

While the party scramble to wake up, two vampire spawn were coming around on their flank. The ghost bard learned how force effects hurt incorporeal creatures when two castings of magic missile took her down to 1 hp.

In the end, massive damage from Jamie's greatsword brought down the vamps, but Ben had taken negative levels (later solved with restoration -- luckily Grant had the diamond dust).

The rest of the session was just cleanup and shopping.

Oh, yeah. Justin was dominated by one of the spawn.

He he.

Summer of Magic

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I participated in a 10th Edition booster draft last night as part of the Summer of Magic series. I had a blast. Here's the deck I drafted (or at least the cards I played).

Land (13)
Forest x7
Island x6

Creatures (14)
Canopy Spider
Cephalid Constable*
Crafty Pathmage
Fugitive Wizard x3
Grizzly Bears x2
Lumengrid Warrior
Ornithopter
Skyshroud Ranger
Spined Wurm
Sylvan Basilisk
Wall of Air

Spells (13)
Aggressive Urge x2
Cancel
Commune with Nature x2
Counsel of the Soratami
Giant Growth
Natural Spring
Overgrowth
Overrun
Remove Soul
Unsummon x2

Facing a lot of green (and eventually red), I sideboarded in Flashfreeze in my third match.

* I eventually lost the Cephalid Constable back to the rare-draft. Sad, because he would go very well in my blue deck.

I was hoping the deck would do well. I had a good number of fast creatures, with the Wurm and the Basilisk as later-game surprises. The Basilisk turned out to be my best play, as it's a great block deterrant.

Of course, I know I suck at draft, so I'm not surprised that I ended the tournament 1-3, 11th out of 12. Still, I had a great time, and I got three boosters, a deck box, and a couple rares in the rare-draft at the end. It was a blast.

Would have been nice to have kept that Cephalid Constable, though...

The rest of what I drafted:

Aven Fisher
Deluge
Duct Crawler x2
Goblin Elite Infantry
Flasfreeze
Hill Giant
Honor Guard
Mass of Ghouls
Plague Beetle
Raging Goblin
Scathe Zombies
Snapping Drake
Spineless Thug
Uncontrollable Anger

Saproling token x3
Goblin token