Recent Rejections

Thank you for submitting your manuscript, Journal of an Artist. 
While  the subject matter is of interest to our readers and the 
story is well  written, the story itself does not fit in well 
with our current releases.
 
Thank you again for your interest, we hope you will submit again in  
the future.

Also....

Thanks for your submission.  Unfortunately, we cannot accept your story at this time.  We appreciate the time and effort put into this story, and we hope that you will not hesitate to submit more work.  We are glad that you're enjoying xxxxxxxx, and we hope that we will be able to feature some more of your work in the future. Once again, thank you, and please keep listening!

Awkwardly,

This one you could probably figure out who they are if you think about
it, so don't.  

Both of these are perfectly fine rejection slips.  The first one 
frustrates me a little bit more, because it makes me feel like 
the universe hates me.  The second one is actually growing on 
me.  I'd worried that the story I sent them might be a bit too 
dark, and if that is the case I wish they'd told me so.  The 
awkwardly thing as their signature was a bit weird.  They don't 
need to apologize to mefor not taking it.  I'd rather they told 
me why.